Grilling Delia

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if this post reaches 100k notes, i'll adopt a cat. <3

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First Kiss <3

Based on a fanfic based on a post I made! Give it a read it’s so cute!

Official!

A lot is happening here lol. Ash comes home, finds out his mom’s dating Jessie, Delia calls Jessie her girlfriend for the first time, James and Meowth ALSO find out that Jessie and Delia have been dating for some time and Mimey is not having it.

I am obsessed with this idea

The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas's femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.

Important missed categories that have been pointed out to me:

  • People who were mature/bisexual enough to be into Norrington from the start
  • Bisexuals who wanted to be part of a main character quadrouple
  • People who found nontraditional love in side characters/Barbossa
  • People who caught gender envy from Captain Jack
  • Asexuals who just really like ships, like actual boats ok

Not yet mentioned:

  • People whose sexuality and/or very specific fetishes was not fully awakened until Davy Jones came on the scene
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